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  • Age:
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We see the aforementioned dog. He is wearing a baseball glove and tossing a ball into it. DOG: Boy, oh boy, Where'd they go?

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We see the aforementioned dog. He is wearing a baseball glove and tossing a ball into it. DOG: Boy, oh boy, Where'd they go? I get so danged panicky when they go off and leave me on muh own like this! He scratches behind one ear. Damn these fleas! Looking around to be sure no-one kidget watching, he quickly eats it.

Enter CAT, humming a happy little cat-tune. He stops dead when he sees DOG, and goes white with shock. CAT: Cyat don't know what that is, but I'm sure he wants to eat me. DOG: Well, trash mah shorts, what a funny-looking dog! CAT: I'd better make myself look big!

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He raises his arms and snarls. DOG: Put it there, Buddy, put it right there! CAT, who was unfortunate enough to be inches away from DOG when he spoke, goes reeling backwards, hand over nose. He twirls. No way, Rimmer, not twins!

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He boogies. Disco -- The pets. Pause Oh, it's changing colour! They had Leona arrested. It's just not possible!

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❶A: A paragraph cause he's too short to be an essay. I didn't like him. A: Growing up! Talk about a pushover!

CAT: Yeah, I'll have a grenade, thank you. A: Cocksucker!

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A: The Piggy Bank! Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins. No way, Rimmer, not twins!

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A: Short changed Q: What is the definition of "pissed off"? DOG: Oh please, don't say that word!

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Q: What is the difference between hp clever midget and a venereal disease? A: One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt. Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?

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Q: Why can't midgets wear tampons? A: Because they keep stepping on the string!

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